Debby and I remember fondly the time mom was working in the garden, and we were supposed to be cutting the grass around the trees and bushes. But as kids will, we were goofing off...so mom noticing that we were not doing what we were supposed to be doing, said  inadvertantly "I thought i told you to chop the scissors"...and Debby in all her vivacious glory exclaimed.."I can't chop scissors, but I can chop suey" , well we laughted and laughed and mom? well mom started throwing dirt clods at us...playfully I'm sure...well no, I'm not sure, lol...either way it just made us laugh more.